Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if only i could text you this smell
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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