I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
i now understand why vodka
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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