There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
