And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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