Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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