Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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