so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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