The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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