I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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