I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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