oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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