So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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