I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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