Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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