Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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