CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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