if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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