Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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