windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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