He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
