So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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