1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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