Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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