they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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