hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i believe in u and ur pee
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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