i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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