You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
we're so committed to being not committed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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