I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
