BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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