YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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