Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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