i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
