i don't like sucking hair
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize