I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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