Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Girls should come with a carfax report
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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