What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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