Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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