some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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