She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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