How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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