I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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