p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Randomize
