Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
