fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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