She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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