Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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