I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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