What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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