apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You took a bar mat shot.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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