Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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