Kiss
Puke
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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