We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I party with great urgency now.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
