Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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